Hey, Chicken --
It's me. Your long-lost sister. The Traveling Gnome. If we were in a soap opera, I would reappear at the most suspicious or inconvenient time possible for you. For example....I might resurface right as you were preparing for your lavish wedding to a handsome millionaire and try to steal him from you. Or....I might show up the day our inheritance is due to be parceled out, dashing your hopes of claiming everything yourself.
I just got back from Chicago today; tomorrow (Friday) I am going to your Mother's house where we shall watch Shrek III and eat Skittles at the Surf Club. I'll spend the night and then go back to Chicago on Sunday for another 4 days. See previous reference to Traveling Gnome.
I'm out of tissues. You know how I feel about running out of things. But I'm happy to report that I'm good on toilet paper.
Must watch basketball now. How's the cleaning going?
Love,
Karen
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