Dear Karen-
All weekend I've been pondering the syntax of the idea I want to convey. The irony is that I think each version is just as applicable as the next.
Unfortunately, I caught a mortifying glimpse of my side fat rolls while getting dressed on Friday.
I caught an unfortunately mortifying glimpse of my side fat rolls while getting dressed on Friday.
I caught a mortifying glimpse of my unfortunate side fat rolls while getting dressed on Friday.
See? Each one equally as mortifying as the next. I am the walrus.
Pardon me while I heft my enormous girth into the other room now.
Love,
The Walrus
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I find women amazing...most of us of the male persuasion wouldn't be able to SPELL periwinkle, much less have a clue as to what it is. Periwinke? Then there is the ever mind-boggling iridescent puce(???) Are these colors or characters in a Disney cartoon? Of course, I say all of this as I admire my salmon dress shirt that matches my guava-colored cuff-links (impressed?).
I hope you ladies are having a wonderful day.
I am the Egg Man...Coo-Coo Ca-choo
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